That’s right, there is now actual cosmetic surgery for elf ears (heightened intelligence and badass fighting skills not included). With one simple body modification, you can have your ears cut and shaped to a point, achieving an Arwen-esque appearance for around $1000. You often find yourself looking at your surroundings and sighing because it’s not Rivendell, and you tell yourself “my life would be so much better if I were an elf.”ĭoes this sound like you? Good news! Now all of your wildest elven dreams can be fulfilled.
You share a hobbit-like love of elves and spend most of your Lord of the Rings marathons looking at Legolas with hearts in your eyes. You relished the addition of Legolas and Tauriel even though it was completely superfluous. If you’re anything like me, you came out of The Desolation of Smaug with an even deeper love of elves than you ever thought possible.
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